4 x 10ml dropper bottles unopened, bottles still sealed.
This isn’t just a bottle of flower drops, darling… this is the X-rated stress relief you’ve been craving. Forget meditation, forget yoga, and definitely forget Barry from HR’s “mindfulness workshop” — this little 10ml dropper is the closest thing to an orgasm your nervous system will ever experience (and you don’t even have to fake it).
Few drops under the tongue and BOOM — suddenly the screaming kids, the neighbour’s power tools, and your boss breathing down your neck all feel like background noise on a dodgy OnlyFans video.
Portable? Oh yes. Stash it in your handbag, your bedside drawer, or that “secret box” under the bed that rattles when visitors walk past.
Warning: side effects may include spontaneous purring, seductive sighing, and the ability to deal with life’s disasters while looking like you’ve just rolled out of a very dirty weekend.
