
kfedfries
Thanks for stopping by. KFed is what some call me after the whole Brittany thing, but the name is Kevin. 🙀🙀🙀
I’m old in the bones but my humor is stuck on teen mode. I just learned emojis too. 💯🔥
I ship same day or next day 97% of the time. If you dont get a pic of the package. Check in. Most likely I’m ripping my place apart looking for your item.
I offer no questions asked returns on my dime. Why? You deserve it! You work hard for your money and so do I.
Hmmm - I like being silly, wacky facts, trivia, uncommon history, treasure hunting, wordsmiths, unordinary days, and the oxford comma.
I have 3 mortgages. 24-13-10. All boys. This is the main reason why my items cater towards primarily women. I don’t have to worry about things walking off. 🤣
I dont get out much any more - feel free to chat me up, set me up with your sister, or hire me as a lonely widows boyfriend. These boys eat more than Saint Bernards and OF isnt that lucrative for a Dad joke slinging, AARP card holdin’, amateur Haiku Poet.
Anyway, shameless plug aside…Every click counts, every like amplifies visibility and every offer boosts product position. Even if you have no intention of a purchase - any of that helps! I appreciate you ⭐️🫶🏻😎😉🤘🤯
- Müügis
- Arvustused